Really? Julius Caesar. Shakespeare. In the play this creeper tells JC to “beware the ides of march” and caesar’s all like “pfffft whatever man” and creeper goes “no really, watch your shit” and caesar’s all “dude, I’m Julius fucking Caesar.” so then JC gets his ass kicked and dies because his best buddy betrays him and stabs him in the back, literally. And as he’s dying he cries, “et tu bruté?” which roughly translates to “dude! Really?!”

“so uh…when’s the ides of march?”

Oh. March 15th.