My dog is an asshole

Me: No, Buckey. You can’t have that chicken. It’s not for you. Not even a little bit.
Buckey: *stare*
Me: NO. Not for puppy.
Buckey: *starts crying and whining*
Me: NO.
Bobby: Don’t give in!
Buckey: *looks at me for a moment, then sits down and offers me her paw.*
Me: awwwww
Buckey: *ears perk up, rather hopefully*
Me: Wait - hey! NO!
Bobby: DON’T DO IT!
Bobby: LMAO
Buckey: *comes close, licks my foot, and nuzzles up under my leg*
Me: NO NO NO NO
Buckey: *puppy eyes and whining*
Me: UGH. *drops a piece of chicken*
Bobby: NOOOOOoooooo!
Buckey: *sniffs it, then walks away*
Me: ….
Me: SHE DIDN’T EVEN WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN
Me: SHE JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE COULD
Me: …what a little shit.